Monday, July 22, 2013

The Bull Moose Manifesto

The Bull Moose and Squirrel Party herefore set forth the manifesto that shall entail the aims and ideals of the party.

1. Everyman, woman and child has the right to speak their own mind. Some just speak more loudly than others.

2. To hold the American political system in reverence and complete irreverence for all politicians.

3. To advocate for contemporary issues that will draw adequate publicity, then completely ignore all gregious mistakes.

4. To steadfastly keep our positions in line with the postions of all solicited, unsolitcited and off the books campaign donations.

5. Above all else to keep the ideals of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.


Remember, We're nuts!

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