Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Off Year Campaign Promise: Incompetence is not a Crime!

We here at the Bull Moose Party are happy to roll out our new campaign promise will be to keep our word on one thing which we won't tell you about as to avoid it's death via gridlock in Congress! We can't believe it either. So here's the plan ya'll. Go vote for your favorite BMS candidate and help us win as close to what can be claimed as a landslide victory as possible. Then eventually when a decently important piece of legislation gets through congress we will announce that it'll be the cornerstone of term in office. Of course we're really don't know which one will go through because we don't know what we'll be able to sell yet. Remember though incompetence is not a crime, just ignorance.

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